There are no Seeing Eye cats, of course, because the sole function of cats, in the Great Chain of Life, is to cause harm to human beings. The instant a cat figured out that the blind person would follow it wherever it went, it would lead this person directly into whirling unshielded manufacturing equipment.
Dave Barry, Dave Barry's Homes and Other Black Holes (1988)


theselfloveproject said...

yep...true..i guess..